lesbiansassemble:

Deadpool 2: a pansexual lead, a mixed race lgbt couple, a plus-sized main character and a female superhero with vitiligo

Me:

(via the-swift-tricker)

pinkdementors:

me with 0 drinks in me, unprompted: lorde literally INVENTED the sad indie girl pop sound that artists like alessia cara and halsey are using today when she was only fifteen years old and the reason royals was such a hit was because it sounded like nothing else on the radio or the charts at the moment and for someone who has been so influential she is criminally underappreciated in this essay i will

(via the-swift-tricker)

peychemilke:

teathattast:

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

(via dannydevitoscrocs)

bemusedlybespectacled:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

Thinking about becoming one of those awful steampunk rappers except that all my songs are about the actual Victorian era so it’s all shit like “they tell me my workers are a bit too young / but I say they’re middle-aged, on account of the black lung”

“I got rhythm, got flow, got plenty of gumption / coughing blood on the street, call that conspicuous consumption”

OP when does your next album drop

(via calrissihan)

Hey everybody! I’ve opened my very own Depop store, Cozy Cat Thrift 🍄Please check it out and message me with any questions 🌵

homo-j-simpson:

you think youre a nerd cuz you play dungeons and dragons?? well, the REAL nerds cant even find people to play dnd with

(Source: dr-bebber, via perks-of-being-chinese)

worldsworstfather:

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

(Source: hexglyphs, via bolbiistroganovsky)

skywalkerstyle:

So I’ve decided to remake the Elder Scrolls god pantheon with modern gods

Beyoncé - Akatosh, Dragon God of Time and Chief God of the pantheon

Beyoncé exists outside of time and being chief god goes without saying.

Lorde - Arkay, God of the Cycle of Life and Death

“Every night, I live and die.“ She said it herself.

Nicki Minaj - Dibella, God of Beauty and Sexual Desire

I mean, who embodies beauty and sexual desire quite like Nicki Minaj?

Britney Spears - Julianos, God of Wisdom

Listen. Nobody knows the highs and lows of this world like Britney does. Wisdom comes with experience.

Ariana Grande - Kynareth, God of the Air and Sky

This girl is the incarnation of being lighter than air.

Kesha - Mara, God of Love and Compassion

If you disagree then go and listen to Rainbow until you see the error of your ways.

Dua Lipa - Stendarr, God of Justice and Righteous Rule

I mean what is Dua Lipa known for if not her legendary rules

Dolly Parton - Zenithar, God of Work and Commerce

Aunt Dolly has a healthy appreciation for a 9-5 work day she knows what’s good.

Carly Rae Jepsen - Talos, Hero-God of Mankind

Because she is.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

worldsentwined:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

holy crap

(via littlelinguaphile)